he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
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