My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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