i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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