I don't think brook has ever known best
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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