it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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