I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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