You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
BRING THE BAGELS
So vagazzling was a success
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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