Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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