Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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