The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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