The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
She bit a glass in half.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
I think your dad took our porno
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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