I'm gonna have a badass scar
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
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Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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