She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
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I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
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For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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