I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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