beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
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I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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