I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
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We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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