NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
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She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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