I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
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Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
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I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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