so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
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I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jger and an empty bed here Friday.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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