it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
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