Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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