you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
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I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
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He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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