Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
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my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Just heard a girl ask "Wait you're not my boyfriend?!" to a guy wearing the Mickey to her Minnie Mouse on my way home. Made me feel better about myself.
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