just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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