So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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