Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
he was CRYING into my vagina
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
COCAINE IS GR8
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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