I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
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answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Vodka?
Forever.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
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And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
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