I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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