Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
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