I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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