Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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