Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
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