She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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