I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
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