I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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