My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
In other news, I just burned my penis
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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