Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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