is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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