He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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