no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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