I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
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