what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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