we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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