i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I think my greatest accomplishment today was probably using a bottle opener to get the cap off my fourth drink while holding the cat WITHOUT dropping him.
Oh god, what has my life become?
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!