i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
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Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
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The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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