I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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