Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
