Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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