Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Randomize
