she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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