i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
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