There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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