Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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