After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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