he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
Randomize
